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hrmm....

Posted by sexi_chesti on 2005.08.18 at 19:49
Billy: Hey Mr. Adams, what do you have there?

Mr. Adams: Well Billy, it's a Tome of Marduk!

Billy: Wow! What is that?

Mr. Adams: Well Billy, what you have to understand is that we, as pathetic humans, are nothing compared to the forces of the Universe, let alone to the awesome power of Marduk.

Billy: Wow... im scared.

Mr. Adams: and you SHOULD be. Marduk's wrath to the non-believers is terribly barbaric, as is his way of life... and mine.

Billy: What do you mean Mr. Adams?!

Mr. Adams: Well Billy, in these Tomes, you learn the awnswers to everything... and the way to worphip Marduk in the manor that he wishes it... you should learn them.... caress them... study them... or pepare for your DEMISE!!

Billy: Oh... where can I get them?

Mr. Adams: Well... erm... i dunno...

Billy: wow... its a shame that alex dosn't distribute them over then net so everybody can read them.

Mr. Adams: Fo sho biaaatch.



Alex... where can i get a copy??! Gawr...



HAIL MARDUK!!!!

Comments:


roteakropolis
roteakropolis at 2005-08-20 14:45 (UTC) (Link)
All will be revealed in time. As you may know, I had a shitty laptop at camp, and I'm trying to find a way to get the sacred texts transfered.
(Anonymous) at 2005-08-28 04:15 (UTC) (Link)
yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me!
love jess
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